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EB all im saying is dont you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle EB try using your brain numbnuts. TG why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like. TG i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous. EB it was the 1. TG ok i can accept that TG monster B list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters. TG also fred savage has a really punchable face. TG but who cares about this lets stop talking about it. TG did you get the beta yet. EB no. EB did you TG man i got two copies already. TG but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring. TG did you see how it got slammed in game broEB game bro is a joke and we both know it. TG yeah. TG why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now. EB alright. 1. 50. John Look out window. You see the view of your yard from your window. Hanging from the tree is your TIRE SWING. In a kids yard, a tree without a tire swing is like a proper gentleman without a monocle. That is to say, HE CAN HARDLY BE CONSIDERED A TERRIBLY PROPER GENTLEMAN AT ALL. And there beside your driveway is the mailbox.